katie

everyone loves cake

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Harry:
Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
Some lil twit in the DA:
but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
Harry:
I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.

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if countries were students

Australia:
The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America:
The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada:
The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England:
The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand:
Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands:
That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France:
The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China:
The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia:
The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed